TW: abortions, trauma
I watch a lot of movies that portray motherhood as something a spouse or a partner is happy about. Surprise honey, we’re pregnant…smiles, tears, hugs, and general excitement mixed in with limitless hope. It’s a beautiful journey beginning with two and ending with one (or more) bundles of “joy”.
This has never been my experience.
I was 18 when I found out I was pregnant for the first time. Michael and I were children using any and all methods of birth control, smoking two packs a day, and generally just being dumb kids. We were immortal, we were poor, we were “in love”, and we were entirely ridiculous. Though we were the same age, he was a year behind me in school (December babies always get a raw deal). So I’d stay at his house, sometimes work, smoke Virginia Slims with his mom, and wait for him to come home from school. Honestly, I barely remember the time we were together…but I definitely remember that day.
It was the day his teenage sister was forcibly taken to rehab. After the events of this incredibly heartbreaking and massive debacle I somehow found out I was pregnant. Michael yelled at me, as though it was my intention or somehow my fault, while I’d been the one on birth control, the one going to Planned Parenthood for other forms of contraception (condoms, etc). In his words somehow I’d made the mistake, and I was going to be the one who had to deal with it.
So I did.
I had a surgical abortion. I was terrified. I was so young and navigating the protestors making a hard decision harder didn’t do anything to bolster my confidence. I’ve blocked out so much of this (and I won’t go into too much detail just in case that’s triggering for folks). Suffice it to say that I was in immense pain, terrified, and I spent the next month in bed. I quit my job and spiraled like nothing I knew, or had ever known.
Cut to eight months later…
The day was spent throwing up. It had been a bonkers weekend and Halloween meant getting blackout drunk and fighting on a stranger’s lawn until I was shoved into a friend’s car and sent home for being “too drunk”. Michael stayed at the party and it became his mom’s task to get me undressed and into bed. At one point I fell backwards into the tub, pulling down the shower curtain on my head, giggling like the asshole I most definitely was. Though I had been insanely drunk the night before I assumed my super alter ego No Hangover Girl would emerge yet again and save me from the plight of those less fortunate than myself. Not this time…I was sick as hell and no amount of greasy food was going to stop this never ending nightmare. Even drinking water made me throw up, which is a huge pain in the ass when you’re clearly trying to hydrate. It was getting late in the day and I couldn’t stop throwing up. It didn’t feel normal. Somehow we got a pregnancy test (again, my memory is so spotted), I took it, and there they were: the two lines indicating that our lives as we knew it were over.
I knew in that moment that I couldn’t have another abortion and remain mentally intact. It was all too much for a teenager to handle. Same contraceptives failing spectacularly in the same way (my mother would go on to joke many years later that my son probably came out with the last of my birth control pills in his hand just to spite me). Michael screamed at me. Again, it was all my fault. Mine and mine alone. I called my mother around 11PM crying, so very afraid, borderline hysterical, and my angel mother talked me down. She told me that everything would be ok and at the end of the we’d have a beautiful baby who would be the most loved. We didn’t tell my dad until I was around 8 or 9 months along. He told my mom it was her fault. We never spoke about it again.
So no fanfare from the crowd, no tears that weren’t anger or hurt, and no congratulations. Just cold hard truth, my mother, and me.
Eight years later I was married (not to my son’s father, I was at least smart enough not to exacerbate that horrible shitshow any more than we already had), and in the emergency room. I’d had pain in my guts my whole life. A “spastic” gallbladder and a lifetime of promethazine later, it was finally on its last legs and ready to be removed. But surprise surprise, they told me they couldn’t operate because I was pregnant…THE FUCK I WAS I yelled into the ether. My husband was a cancer survivor who’d been assured that he was shooting nothing but blanks and I had enough cysts in my ovaries to hamper the growth of any potential baby. But there I was, pregnant and in some of the most intense pain of my life. They were so worried my gallbladder was going to burst and flood my body with poison, but they were still adamant there was nothing they could do.
After running home I told my (now ex) husband about what had gone on. He was getting home from a job and we just sort of sat there until he broke the silence and told me he didn’t want any more kids. He never signed up for kids and obviously my body was betraying me and we had to figure out other options. Again, Planned Parenthood was my savior. I was able to procure the RU486. This was a pill that induced miscarriage. I promise not to slam you with details, I’ll just say this: it was painful, I spent hours in a bathtub crying and alone. But the next day I was admitted into surgery with only slightly high progesterone levels, but no longer pregnant.
No one is ever overjoyed. No one is ever ready. The “happy pregnant couple” is an overused trope and as someone whose boyfriend managed to get upset after seeing that they purchased a puppy, I can safely say it’s all bullshit.
Take it from me, a seasonally depressed asshole who can’t even watch a simple tv show because it brings up too many feelings. Let’s just say I’m the rule, not the exception.
Happy Holidays, you beautiful degenerates ❤️